Jonah I. Walker
𝙸 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑—
+ 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘤 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
+ 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸, 18+
+ 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴
𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚠...
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Important Stuff
+ Jonah Ira Walker.
+ 6’6”.
+ He/Him, They/Them.
+ 35.
+ He knows he’s not human, but he doesn’t know exactly what he is. Maybe someday he’ll find out Astraeus created him from stardust.
+ Pansexual.
+ He owns a bar.
+ He’s covered in tattoos. Most of them don’t have a significant meaning.
+ He's a big fan of ugly and odd printed shirts and jackets.
+ He has a band, and they’re good, but they aren’t trying to get famous or anything; they’re just doing it for fun, but they’ve started gaining fans and playing live. He’s a fantastic singer and a good guitarist and drummer.
+ He gives great hugs.
+ Sometimes, his autism makes it hard for him to have a ‘normal’ life.
+ There's a lot of OOC/meme stuff retweeted here. This is stuff Jonah would retweet, so here it is.
+ He’s just a big dork who likes Pokémon, weed, and reptiles too much.
+ Feel free to @ me any time or just have your character walk into Jonah’s bar!
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Appearance
+ 35.
+ 6’6”.
+ He’s a bit chubbier than his FC.
+ Shoulder-length brown hair and grey eyes.
+ Tongue piercing.
+ Covered in tattoos.
+ He’s got a raised scar across his right side. He broke several ribs playing ice hockey in high school, and the surgery scar just never went away.
+ Trigger warning for self-harm and suicide attempt: he has a deep scar running up his left forearm from an attempted suicide. He doesn’t have full feeling in that hand, and the area where the scar is is numb.
+ He's learned how to slip back and forth between his alien form and his human one.
+ Tattoos include but aren’t limited to a winding snake, Tarantula, Sunset, Dismembered body guro style, Various flowers, Aries stars, Bee, Jellyfish, Bureau of Balance’s seven birds, UFO, Mothman (practically obligated to), Gliscor, and Gligar, alligator.
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Natural Appearance
I have no info for this section yet, I’m still working on him.
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Backstory
+ Felix William Boudewijn Groeneveld III AKA Jonah Ira Walker.
+ Born and raised in Lavalette, West Virginia.
+ His dad taught him how to hunt. He’s never been a big fan of it.
+ He’s the youngest of three kids. Each one of them is adopted. He doesn’t keep in touch with his parents, but he talks to his sisters. He ran away as soon as he graduated high school because he couldn’t handle the strictness and obsessive religion his parents lived by. They also didn’t like that he was bisexual. He moved from city to city before settling down in New England and getting a job at the bar he’d eventually end up owning. His parents think he’s dead, and he’s okay with that.
+ He’s close friends with his niece, Jaiden; they were so close in age that they went to school together.
+ His parents never put the pieces together that he has autism; his sisters did it.
+ His dream was to be in the NHL.
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Other Pieces
+ Stoned like 24/7.
+ One of the reasons he stays high all the time is to help himself ignore his anxiety.
+ He honestly doesn't identify with a gender. People just said 'you're a boy' when he was growing up, so he uses he/him pronouns, but they/them work too. He's never talked about it, though.
+ He was born on March 31st.
+ Loves reptiles. He could talk forever about them.
+ Nicknames so far: Joe, Sweaty Soft Boy, Sunny Beautiful Girlfriend Daffodil, Jay Jay, Bisexual Disaster, Big Guy, Smells Like Bad Choices and Weed, Googly Daddy
+ He recently crashed his Dodge Charger, so he bought a used Ford Expedition.
+ He likes taking pictures of drinks he’s made. It’s never gotten old for him.
+ His eastern rat snake is named Seviper, and his hyper melanistic northern blue tongue skink is named Chorizo.... because he looks like a burnt sausage. He also has a calico cat named Boston.
+ If he had to give one random fact about himself, it would be that he knows Mandarin and Korean. He’s not totally fluent, but he can figure out most of it.
+ His favorite animals are Nudibranchs/sea slugs, especially the Chromodoris, Spanish dancer, and the nembrotha. Alligators, octopi, Rottweilers, African wild dogs, horseshoe crabs, and Atolla Jellyfish are pretty cool too.
+ He often ends up messing with his hair subconsciously. He's not bored; it's just how he ends up stimming.
+ He doesn’t know how to reach out for help. He’s fine being someone others come to when they need help, but if he’s in a crisis, he just freezes up and forgets good people exist.
+ Boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, any of those work. He doesn’t care what gender they’re for; he’s happy to be called any of them.
+ He gives great hugs.
+ If you ask, he’ll teach you how to ice skate or inline roller skate.
+ He usually has a fidget toy on hand.
+ He seems like the biggest slacker in the world, but when he's working, he knows what he's doing, and he does it well.
+ He doesn't have a blood type. If you ran a test, it would come back inconclusive.
+ He loves physical contact and food, but hugs and hand-holding are more critical than a bacon cheeseburger.
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Disclaimer & Writer Info
+ Writer is Drusus, he/they pronouns, POC, autistic, adult human with an IQ of -24. Sometimes I use fancy fonts; if you can’t read them, just let me know, and I won’t use them when I write with you.
+ The triggers that I really can’t deal with are talking about sexual assault, eating disorders, suicide, self-harm in detail, and irl drug abuse. Sometimes I can handle them if it’s planned out beforehand.
+ If I follow you, that means I like your account, and I’m down to RP. Tag me in anything. I do a lot of banter and often talk OOC. I’m sorry if responses are erratic; I struggle with some mental and physical health problems such as CFS and depression, which make it hard to write. I don’t check my TL much, so if you want me to see something, please @ me instead of subtweeting!
+ DNI: writers under 18, strictly lewd, lewd on TL, taboo lewd-themed, and accounts writing actual irl people.
+ Trigger Warning: drugs, alcohol, violence, mental illness, sexual themes, dark themes, potential mentions of self-harm or suicide.
+ Tips: Some of you know, I'm currently out of a job and going through some health problems that make it hard for me to work. I don't expect anybody to donate, but I decided to put it out there just in case. I'm a bit ashamed to ask for help, but I'm doing what I think is best.
+ This is my place to relax and be happy; if I block or unfollow you, please respect that and don’t harass me.
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Pictures
Autism
+ It's hard for him to explain how he's feeling and why. He’ll know that he doesn't like something or that he's frustrated, but he can't get that across properly. There's a lot of “I dono, I just am!”
+ He's very tactile-driven. He likes holding things; even when's he's asleep, he’ll often grab a pillow—fiddling with objects. He's very cuddly.
+ Trouble making eye contact.
+ Background noises can get overwhelming surprisingly quickly. It's almost always situational, not specific noises he doesn't like. He’ll be fine working at a loud bar with people talking over each other, but later on, just a washing machine will bother him.
+ He has particular interests. Everything else is cool, but he hyper-fixates on his favorite things.
+ When he gets overwhelmed, he just has to stop. He can't calm down without having to block off the rest of the world. That can mean anything from zoning out during a conversation to leaving the room suddenly.
+ There are some days and some weeks where it’s just more challenging than usual.
+ Sometimes, he just needs to sit in a quiet, dark room for a little, that’s the real reason why the storage closet at the bar is one of his go-to places.
+ He has nightmares a lot. He hates it. Luckily, weed and weighted blankets help with that. Sometimes he can't tell if someone's genuinely upset or not. He often ends up messing with his hair subconsciously. He's not bored; it’s just how he ends up stimming.
